1 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:04,528 You again? 2 00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:05,925 You really wanna know what happened last week 3 00:00:05,949 --> 00:00:06,999 on Shameless? 4 00:00:07,024 --> 00:00:08,638 The same old shit as last week. 5 00:00:08,663 --> 00:00:10,373 When you work for a living, 6 00:00:10,398 --> 00:00:11,625 the weeks just seem to blur together, 7 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:12,902 you know what I mean? 8 00:00:16,773 --> 00:00:18,484 Don't judge me. 9 00:00:18,509 --> 00:00:19,987 It's not like she wouldn't be drinking by the third grade 10 00:00:20,012 --> 00:00:21,320 growing up in this neighborhood. 11 00:00:22,799 --> 00:00:23,648 Go. 12 00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:25,444 Debbie needs her share of the utilities. 13 00:00:25,469 --> 00:00:27,093 Want me to get some shitty-ass minimum wage job 14 00:00:27,118 --> 00:00:28,758 like you hauling boxes around a warehouse? 15 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:30,749 Isn't marriage supposed to be about communication, 16 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:33,294 compromise, agreed upon mutual fuckin' goals? 17 00:00:33,335 --> 00:00:35,105 How's that supposed to happen when one person in the marriage 18 00:00:35,129 --> 00:00:36,940 just goes off and does whatever the hell he wants 19 00:00:36,964 --> 00:00:38,924 without telling the other person what he's doing? 20 00:00:38,966 --> 00:00:40,718 Officer Tipping, I believe I'm your partner. 21 00:00:40,759 --> 00:00:42,219 Welcome to the Chicago police force. 22 00:00:42,261 --> 00:00:43,596 Wait, you've never been shot? 23 00:00:43,637 --> 00:00:45,764 Never been shot, never shot at. You know why? 24 00:00:45,806 --> 00:00:47,099 I don't leave the car. 25 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:48,767 I was bored shitless today. 26 00:00:48,809 --> 00:00:51,270 I don't care 'cause I wanna be the best partner that I can be. 27 00:00:51,295 --> 00:00:53,455 So the least you can do is buy me a damn drink. 28 00:00:53,497 --> 00:00:54,665 One drink. 29 00:00:57,443 --> 00:00:58,360 Really sorry again, sir, 30 00:00:58,402 --> 00:00:59,462 that you had a heart attack. 31 00:00:59,486 --> 00:01:01,447 You know, I somehow feel responsible. 32 00:01:01,488 --> 00:01:03,949 We made $3,400. 33 00:01:03,991 --> 00:01:06,285 It's been lovely doing business with you. 34 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:07,745 Shall we do it again tomorrow? 35 00:01:07,786 --> 00:01:09,788 I don't see why not. V? 36 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:12,625 Until our suppliers are back up and running, sure. 37 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:14,960 "Wrongly convicted lesbian welder." 38 00:01:15,002 --> 00:01:17,296 It's blowing up. Everybody wants to hire you. 39 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,016 - 00:06:34,424 Fuck that. 155 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:36,342 - Bye, buddy. - Hey, wait up. 156 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,283 Mommy? 157 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,287 Come on, Franny. 158 00:06:48,312 --> 00:06:51,658 Everyone left. I'll take you to school again. 159 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:54,197 Everyone? What am I, chopped liver? 160 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,946 You're Frank. 161 00:06:56,988 --> 00:06:59,957 You don't think I can get my granddaughter to school? 162 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:02,910 You just said you're high as the Willis Tower. 163 00:07:03,364 --> 00:07:05,371 I've been high, drunk, or both 164 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:07,790 for every major moment in all of your lives. 165 00:07:07,832 --> 00:07:09,393 I think I can handle something as minor... 166 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:10,418 Okay. 167 00:07:11,753 --> 00:07:13,723 - Okay what? - Okay, see you. 168 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:23,181 Why the hell did I do that? 169 00:07:26,642 --> 00:07:28,227 Fuck. 170 00:07:28,269 --> 00:07:31,499 Smile, girls. 171 00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:36,069 There are my little Miss South Sides. 172 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,653 V, I ordered a few things. 173 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:38,654 Better not be any more toilet paper... 174 00:07:38,696 --> 00:07:39,572 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 175 00:07:39,614 --> 00:07:41,074 You gonna go kill Bill? 176 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:43,647 Oh you like the drip? It's cool, right? 177 00:07:44,218 --> 00:07:46,561 I got something for the girls for their photo shoot. 178 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:50,416 Ahh, yeah!- 179 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:52,210 - No! - Yes. 180 00:07:52,251 --> 00:07:54,087 Little Miss South Side is about finding 181 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,547 the perfect representative for the neighborhood. 182 00:07:56,589 --> 00:07:58,674 What South Side girl can afford a fur coat? 183 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:00,676 A girl whose parents are getting rich selling pot. 184 00:08:00,718 --> 00:08:01,850 I got us something too. 185 00:08:03,488 --> 00:08:05,044 Oh! 186 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:07,975 - Versace? - Versocky. 187 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,852 S-O-C-K-Y. Knockoffs. 188 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:11,521 But we're making baller money now. 189 00:08:11,562 --> 00:08:13,026 We should dress like ballers. 190 00:08:13,481 --> 00:08:15,566 People have been looking down on me my entire life 191 00:08:15,608 --> 00:08:17,026 for being foster-kid poor. 192 00:08:17,485 --> 00:08:20,113 I just wanna walk the streets wearing my Versocky tracksuit 193 00:08:20,154 --> 00:08:21,533 with my head held high 194 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,643 looking down on everyone else for once. 195 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:26,511 We need to be saving that money. 196 00:08:26,536 --> 00:08:28,166 Return it. All of it. 197 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:29,932 How about I return the stuff that I got 198 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:31,600 for you and the girls but I keep my new stuff 199 00:08:31,624 --> 00:08:34,088 because... I'm a grown-ass man 200 00:08:34,822 --> 00:08:36,532 and I can wear whatever I want? 201 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,013 Can I wear it today at least? I'll return it tomorrow. 202 00:08:43,777 --> 00:08:45,154 Fine. 203 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:47,974 But not the girls. Give it back, and let's go to school. 204 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:49,475 - Why, Mom? - Mom. 205 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,577 Because Mommy hates joy. That's why. 206 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:52,621 Let's go, girls. 207 00:08:52,645 --> 00:08:54,230 Grab these masks, grab these bags. 208 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,815 We gotta go. Come, come, come. 209 00:09:03,531 --> 00:09:07,084 Kev, what have you done to our truck? 210 00:09:07,702 --> 00:09:08,888 Nothing. 211 00:09:09,954 --> 00:09:12,412 Just new rims and a bangin' stereo. 212 00:09:18,546 --> 00:09:21,584 Bang. 213 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:23,259 You see how I went down? 214 00:09:23,621 --> 00:09:25,013 It kinda hurt, though. 215 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,322 After you weld the leak under the sink, 216 00:09:27,346 --> 00:09:29,056 can you fix the toilet? 217 00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:30,284 It's doing one of those things where the water keeps running. 218 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,684 Sure. 219 00:09:31,726 --> 00:09:33,453 And also, the light bulb in the fridge is out. 220 00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:35,021 Can you change it? 221 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:37,398 You want to pay me to change a light bulb? 222 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,002 Mm-hmm. Oh, and the shower isn't draining. 223 00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:41,503 Probably a hair clog. Sorry. 224 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:43,005 - Oh, a bunch of the doorknobs are loose. - _ 225 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:44,739 Can you go around and tighten all of them? 226 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:46,048 - Shit. - Oh, I have this squeaky... 227 00:09:46,073 --> 00:09:47,992 You can just say no. 228 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:50,786 - Oh, no. I can do that. - Oh, okay. 229 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:52,330 Also, there's some holes 230 00:09:52,371 --> 00:09:54,471 in the wall in the master bedroom that need patching up. 231 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,293 Oh, also, I have been dying to mount the TV 232 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,878 in the living room, if you don't mind. 233 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,783 But the walls are thin, so just... careful with the drill. 234 00:10:01,354 --> 00:10:02,981 - Did you get all that? - Yeah. 235 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:06,302 Great. All right, I gotta get to work. 236 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,363 Please wear your mask all day, please. 237 00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:10,723 And when you're done, 238 00:10:10,765 --> 00:10:11,992 you can just pull the door closed behind you. 239 00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:13,476 - It'll lock automatically. - Great. 240 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:14,666 And, uh, 241 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,413 can I get a picture for Instagram? 242 00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:20,233 My Ladies Who Lesbian group will flip. 243 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:21,533 Sure, yeah. 244 00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:24,111 Do you have anything sexy you can hold up? 245 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:30,861 Oh, my God, that is so hot. All right, whoo! 246 00:10:31,057 --> 00:10:33,746 Oh, wow. 247 00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:36,457 All right, great. 248 00:10:36,499 --> 00:10:37,875 Thank you. Have a great day. 249 00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:39,611 Yeah, you too. 250 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:47,244 Come on, guys. 251 00:10:52,174 --> 00:10:54,166 _ 252 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:02,942 And that, Franny dear, is how your mother 253 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,260 was conceived. 254 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:05,278 Okay, kiddo. 255 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,612 Thank you for your 256 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:08,781 intellectually challenging conversation. 257 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:10,349 Go get 'em in there. 258 00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:11,601 And remember, always throw the first punch. 259 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,836 This isn't my school. 260 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,123 Yeah, it is. 261 00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:19,959 It's the school named after the Black writer lady. 262 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:23,447 I go to Maya Angelou Elementary. 263 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,272 The poet, Maya... 264 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,518 I don't know where. 265 00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:35,850 Uh, so it's boring, old prose for you. 266 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,682 Go on in. 267 00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:41,371 Fuck. 268 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:45,377 Ah, what the hell. 269 00:11:45,401 --> 00:11:47,026 Schools are all bullpucky anyway. 270 00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:50,283 Let's get you some real world experience. 271 00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:52,700 Today is Take Your Grandkid to the Work Day. 272 00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:54,385 - You like that? - Yeah. 273 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,078 I just made that up. Come on. 274 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:03,026 - Gallagher! - Yes, sir. 275 00:12:04,002 --> 00:12:05,421 How's Officer Tipping? 276 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,299 Life support. 60/40 chance of recovery. 277 00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:09,580 Fuck. 278 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:12,678 Got you a new partner. Try not to kill this one! 279 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,104 Sergeant James! 280 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,807 Yo, Billie! 281 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,477 Shit, 282 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:22,166 you really do look like Billie Eilish. 283 00:12:22,838 --> 00:12:25,775 Huh. Well, what do you say, Billie? 284 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,344 Should we go get our dicks wet? 285 00:12:27,697 --> 00:12:29,947 - Yes, ma'am. - Mm-kay. 286 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,536 Open at last, open at last! 287 00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:41,153 Thank the almighty mayor, we are open at last. 288 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,762 Yo, drunks! Rise up. 289 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,668 Bars are officially open again? 290 00:12:49,774 --> 00:12:51,275 Until there's another spike in cases. 291 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,676 I give it two weeks, tops. 292 00:12:52,718 --> 00:12:55,192 All right, look. See? 293 00:12:56,263 --> 00:12:58,432 My girls have Little Miss South Side 294 00:12:58,474 --> 00:13:00,067 written all over their faces. 295 00:13:00,351 --> 00:13:03,229 Well, that one, anyway. She's something special. 296 00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:05,623 Who, Gemma? Yeah, she is. 297 00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:08,317 Kev, they are both special. 298 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,486 Gemma's just a little more special. 299 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,029 What's Little Miss South Side? 300 00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:13,906 It's the South Side Better Business Bureau's 301 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:16,575 annual contest to find a face for all their advertising, 302 00:13:16,617 --> 00:13:18,911 a face that shows hope and promise. 303 00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:21,001 Makes you forget about the looting and tear gas. 304 00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:23,876 A face that makes you want to spend money in the community. 305 00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:26,669 I think Gayle King was Little Miss South Side. 306 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,547 - And maybe Shelly Obama. - Oh. 307 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,278 One case of expired brownie mix. 308 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:37,555 Take a Schlitz and my payment, ple... hey. 309 00:13:37,596 --> 00:13:39,341 Jesus Christ, Kev. 310 00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:40,784 What is with the giant erection 311 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,309 and those fuckin' awful banana pants? 312 00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,253 It's my money roll. 313 00:13:44,328 --> 00:13:45,788 New thing I'm trying out. 314 00:13:45,813 --> 00:13:47,815 Show people how rich I am without saying anything 315 00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:50,276 because V doesn't allow me to announce it out loud. 316 00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,944 She's the dom top in your marriage, then. 317 00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:53,497 Damn right. 318 00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:55,781 You wanna thin out your money roll 319 00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:57,116 for our brownie dealer, please? 320 00:13:57,158 --> 00:13:58,617 And do not stretch those things out. 321 00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,244 You're returning them tomorrow. 322 00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:02,074 Hey, how much it cost 323 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,873 to use that shitty gym thing next door? 324 00:14:04,253 --> 00:14:06,459 KevFit? $20 a session. 325 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,669 Lifetime membership for a Bitcoin. 326 00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:10,529 Got a lot of takers on that, do you? 327 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,315 $10 a session for friends and family. 328 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,985 Well, there's ten boxes in here at 2 bucks each 329 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:19,305 so... sign me up for two sessions. 330 00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,723 Since when do you work out? 331 00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,496 Since I married a body-shamer. 332 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,411 You know that Ian thinks he's the man in the relationship 333 00:14:24,435 --> 00:14:26,937 just 'cause he sticks it to me and can do a few bicep curls? 334 00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:29,565 I mean, clearly, I am the man. 335 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,817 But figure if I go pump some iron, you know, 336 00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,441 make it more clearly clear that... 337 00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:37,348 More fucking clear. 338 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:40,659 Kev, where's the cash from the pot sales last week? 339 00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:42,429 It's not in the safe, and the liquor guy's coming. 340 00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:44,181 I didn't feel comfortable leaving it in the safe 341 00:14:44,205 --> 00:14:46,665 because it's the first place robbers would look. 342 00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:47,873 So... 343 00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:53,927 it's like a piggy bank, but it's a keg. 344 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:55,881 It's a keggy bank. 345 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,113 You've been shoving our pot cash 346 00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:00,521 in a keg under the bar? 347 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:01,555 Of course not. 348 00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:03,390 Net profits are in the keg, 349 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,075 the money for Frank to do pickups 350 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,310 is in the bench cushion, 351 00:15:06,352 --> 00:15:07,662 and the cash to pay off the liquor guy 352 00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:09,771 is in an envelope taped under the pool table. 353 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:12,233 You can't be hiding our cash all around the bar. 354 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:13,943 You can't just put it in a bank? 355 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:15,653 The banks are licensed by the feds, 356 00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:19,002 but pot isn't legal nationally, so banks won't take pot money. 357 00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,883 I thought money was money. 358 00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,690 They'll take it if you just launder it first. 359 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,889 Just cash it in for chips at the Indian Casino, 360 00:15:26,914 --> 00:15:28,517 down a few free cocktails for a couple hours, 361 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:29,542 then cash chips back out. 362 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,944 Clean money. 363 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:36,882 All right. Time to go get swole. 364 00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,158 Swole? 365 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,303 Swole. Like swole. 366 00:15:42,555 --> 00:15:44,056 Eh, fuck you, Kermit. 367 00:15:57,903 --> 00:15:59,697 Hey, how long you two been married? 368 00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:01,991 - About 14... - 15. 369 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,494 - 15 years. - Uh-huh. 370 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,370 Would you guys consider yourselves 371 00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:07,430 equals in the relationship? 372 00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:09,123 - Yeah. - No way. 373 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:11,750 What the fuck, Doris? I do shit around the house. 374 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,105 What, throw a dish in the dishwasher once a week? 375 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,231 Yeah, I take out the trash. I fix stuff. 376 00:16:17,256 --> 00:16:19,652 - So I can re-fix what you fix? - Oh... 377 00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:21,504 A man thinks if he brings home a paycheck 378 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,929 and, I don't know, mows the lawn every once in a while 379 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,864 that he can throw his feet up in front of the TV 380 00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:27,347 and call it a day. 381 00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:30,102 Meanwhile, his wife does the same shit at work for less pay 382 00:16:30,144 --> 00:16:32,080 and still has to pick up after her husband when she goes home. 383 00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:33,606 - That's bullshit. - Really? 384 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:35,065 Yeah. 385 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:36,293 I went to take care of my mom in Ohio 386 00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:37,276 when she caught the virus. 387 00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:38,514 Came back. 388 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,446 George hadn't done the laundry for a month. 389 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:41,780 Tell him what happened. 390 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,533 I got a rash under my balls. 391 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:47,161 - From reusing his underwear. - Reusing my underwear. 392 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,707 Women performed $1 1/2 trillion in unpaid housework last year. 393 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,083 So the answer is no, Red. 394 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,044 Two people are never equal in a relationship. 395 00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:57,248 The woman always does more. 396 00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,631 Honey, he's gay. They're both men. 397 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,052 Gender's a social construct, but thank you. 398 00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:04,887 No. One of you is the woman. 399 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:07,428 Who does more cooking or cleaning, you or your husband? 400 00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:09,058 Neither of us. 401 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:10,160 Who provides more emotional support? 402 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:11,444 Don't know what that is. 403 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,121 - Kids to take care of? - Nope. 404 00:17:13,145 --> 00:17:15,147 Ah, see? There. Equals. 405 00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:17,149 You both have jobs? 406 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,984 Uh, Mickey? Ish. 407 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,289 Who makes more money? 408 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:23,839 He does. 409 00:17:23,949 --> 00:17:26,068 You do more work for less money? 410 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,826 I got news for you, honey. 411 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,084 You're the woman. 412 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,350 Atrial septal... 413 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,483 Atrial septal defect. A hole in your baby's heart. 414 00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:42,311 Is it life-threatening? 415 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,594 Under normal circumstances, not immediately, 416 00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:47,137 but there are risks. 417 00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:49,348 - Like what? - Heart failure. 418 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:51,600 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 419 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,314 Will it close on its own as he gets older? 420 00:17:54,395 --> 00:17:56,188 Unfortunately, no. 421 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:59,316 There's an opening on the surgical schedule Tuesday. 422 00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:01,235 Let's get you squared away with a payment plan. 423 00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:04,000 - Payment plan? - For your copay. 424 00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:05,820 How much we talking about? 425 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:08,050 - It doesn't matter, Brad. - How much? 426 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,410 Your insurance company 427 00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:11,727 will need to give you a proper estimate. 428 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,472 Ballpark it for us. 429 00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:16,125 Well, assuming no complications, 430 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,352 your baseline copay could be around $65,000. 431 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,463 Oh, my God, what? 432 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,375 Wait, they need to come up with $65,000 433 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,735 before Tuesday? 434 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,637 Well, with the payment plan... 435 00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:30,656 So they can save their kid on layaway. 436 00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:32,057 Mask up, Tami. 437 00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:33,368 Well, how is she supposed to see how pissed I am 438 00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,393 if she can't see my face? 439 00:18:34,435 --> 00:18:36,412 I mean, their baby is dying. 440 00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,305 He's not dying yet. 441 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,041 If he were, the hospital would have to treat him 442 00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:43,026 regardless of your ability to pay. 443 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,688 So it's 65 grand? 444 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,072 Or you can wait until he's almost dead. 445 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:49,195 Stop, Tami. 446 00:18:51,118 --> 00:18:54,079 Upbeat music playing 447 00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:59,293 My most important function at the Alibi 448 00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:02,833 is to procure the finest product at the lowest price 449 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:06,153 so Aunt Kev and Uncle V can sell it at a massive markup. 450 00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:12,574 _ 451 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,854 Side note... learn a few words of Armenian. 452 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:22,024 They run the underworld, and they appreciate the effort. 453 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:25,235 Now, the key to any negotiation 454 00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:28,363 is to set your target and to stick to it. 455 00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:31,258 - What's your favorite number? - Seven. 456 00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,076 Oof. It's low. 457 00:19:33,118 --> 00:19:35,454 But it'll be a good test of your aptitude. 458 00:19:35,496 --> 00:19:39,231 Now when I ask you a question, you say, "Seven." 459 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,276 Don't sound angry, but speak firmly. 460 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:50,444 _ 461 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:54,890 Mm. What do you want, Frank? 462 00:19:54,948 --> 00:19:56,825 Ten ounces of your best, madam. 463 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,310 Mm-hmm. 464 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,317 And who is this? 465 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,887 This? This is my granddaughter. 466 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:12,282 She can tell you the exact per-gram wholesale worth 467 00:20:12,324 --> 00:20:14,660 of any type of marijuana available. 468 00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:16,246 Total savant. 469 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:18,806 What is your name, girl? 470 00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:22,895 Uh, idiot savant. Severe learning disabilities. 471 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,963 Doesn't know anything it has to do with pot evaluation. 472 00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:30,012 She's like Rain Man, only a girl. 473 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,542 She's Rain Girl. 474 00:20:33,595 --> 00:20:35,504 Oh, sweet Jesus. 475 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:41,228 - Is that... - Peruvian Mother Sativa. 476 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,065 Well, Peru had a wet spring, but if that's what you've got. 477 00:20:45,107 --> 00:20:46,707 Franny, what do you think? 478 00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:50,246 Seven.- 479 00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:53,418 You're kidding me. 480 00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:57,309 Clients are paying 11 per gram. 481 00:20:57,744 --> 00:20:59,020 Franny? 482 00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:03,090 Seven. 483 00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:07,170 Should we compromise? Maybe... 484 00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:09,254 Seven, seven! 485 00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:13,793 Looks like it's seven. 486 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:16,391 Or... we walk. 487 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,729 My philosophy is no wrong is too small 488 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,397 for a cop to make right. 489 00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:26,652 Like this motherfucker. 490 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:28,626 Arturro knows he's not gonna make it across the road 491 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:30,944 before the light turns, but he still begins his journey 492 00:21:30,986 --> 00:21:32,840 after "don't walk" starts blinking. 493 00:21:33,322 --> 00:21:35,091 Whole reasons he's in a wheelchair to begin with 494 00:21:35,115 --> 00:21:37,093 is because he started crossing too late a decade ago. 495 00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:39,559 Got hit by a streetsweeper. 496 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,127 Motherfucker never learns. 497 00:21:42,152 --> 00:21:44,041 Yo, Arturro. 498 00:21:44,098 --> 00:21:45,767 Let me help you, man. 499 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:49,254 Officers, I'm going as fast as I can. 500 00:21:49,296 --> 00:21:53,775 Don't go faster, go sooner. 501 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,442 What? What? 502 00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,615 All right, now you get your paraplegic 503 00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:00,299 ass back to the side of the road 504 00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,867 and you stay here 505 00:22:01,892 --> 00:22:04,481 until the little, white dude blinks at you. 506 00:22:04,645 --> 00:22:05,854 What? This is... 507 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,449 I said stay, motherfucker. Just stay. 508 00:22:09,608 --> 00:22:11,934 Yeah. Stay, motherfucker. 509 00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:29,561 _ 510 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:30,730 It's just snacks, guys. 511 00:22:30,754 --> 00:22:32,118 Come on. 512 00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:35,467 Oh, my God. 513 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,110 Fuck these guys. 514 00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:44,476 Yes. 515 00:22:44,518 --> 00:22:45,978 Hey, where have you been? 516 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,521 Sorry, I've been busy. What's up? 517 00:22:47,562 --> 00:22:48,998 Do you have food at your house? 518 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:50,942 I need you to run some snacks to Franny's school. 519 00:22:50,983 --> 00:22:52,317 Well, I'm not home. 520 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,959 I mean, I guess I could run to the store. 521 00:22:53,986 --> 00:22:55,397 Never mind. It'll be too late. 522 00:22:55,904 --> 00:22:58,657 I'll just borrow some food from my client's house. 523 00:22:58,699 --> 00:23:00,257 Pick me up on the way. 524 00:23:01,702 --> 00:23:02,953 I can help you relax. 525 00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:04,079 No, I can't. 526 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,081 I gotta run these snacks to school, 527 00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:06,999 and then I gotta go to the store 528 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,834 and replace what I took, 529 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,144 and then I gotta get back here and finish all this work. 530 00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:11,628 Dude, okay. We could... 531 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,338 fingerbang on the way. 532 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,798 It'll help, I promise. 533 00:23:14,823 --> 00:23:16,074 No. 534 00:23:16,099 --> 00:23:17,818 Fine. Where are you? 535 00:23:17,843 --> 00:23:18,802 Yeah? 536 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:20,064 Uh... 537 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,197 Parker and Sandusky. 538 00:23:22,222 --> 00:23:23,491 What the hell are you doing over there? 539 00:23:44,202 --> 00:23:45,934 Damn. It'll lock. 540 00:24:05,757 --> 00:24:07,176 Fuck it. 541 00:24:17,736 --> 00:24:20,238 - K-Ball? - What's up, what's up? 542 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,741 Yo, what'd you do to your truck? 543 00:24:22,783 --> 00:24:24,010 Oh, what you talking about, man? 544 00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:26,251 The wheels, the boomin' bass? 545 00:24:26,636 --> 00:24:28,346 Making a little money now. 546 00:24:28,371 --> 00:24:29,329 Okay. 547 00:24:29,354 --> 00:24:30,874 I would stay and hoop wit' y'all 548 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,251 but I gotta take this cash to the Indian Casino 549 00:24:33,293 --> 00:24:34,595 and launder it. 550 00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:36,229 Take it to the bank. 551 00:24:36,254 --> 00:24:37,714 Those gold spinners I got coming in 552 00:24:37,756 --> 00:24:39,067 ain't gonna pay for themselves, you know what I'm saying? 553 00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:40,425 This man.- 554 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:43,011 All right, y'all. Mad respect. 555 00:24:43,053 --> 00:24:45,222 Nice. Stay up. 556 00:24:50,477 --> 00:24:52,938 Damn, man. Baller truck. 557 00:24:52,979 --> 00:24:54,457 That's what good, old fashioned bootstrap-pulling 558 00:24:54,481 --> 00:24:55,607 will do for ya. 559 00:24:55,649 --> 00:24:57,244 Started with a bar and a dream. 560 00:24:57,651 --> 00:25:00,695 Now I own the bar and a dispensary and a gym 561 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:02,405 all under one roof. 562 00:25:02,642 --> 00:25:04,825 You should stop in some time. The Alibi. 563 00:25:04,866 --> 00:25:07,494 Give you a discount from you being from the neighborhood. 564 00:25:07,536 --> 00:25:10,501 Ugh. Dude, he got a boner. 565 00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:13,708 No. Oh, that? No, that's my money roll. 566 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,586 Oh, cool, cool. 567 00:25:16,628 --> 00:25:18,547 - Can we have it? - Hmm? 568 00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:22,587 Oh, no. 569 00:25:23,178 --> 00:25:24,971 Five bucks even. 570 00:25:27,864 --> 00:25:29,157 What is this shit? 571 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:30,326 Oh, you know. Just some powdered donuts... 572 00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:31,977 No, no, no. Fuck coffee and donuts. 573 00:25:32,018 --> 00:25:33,329 No, you gotta treat your body like a temple. 574 00:25:33,353 --> 00:25:34,938 Look. 575 00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:37,598 Red Bull for sustained energy, turkey jerky for protein, 576 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,293 gingko biloba to stay mentally sharp. 577 00:25:40,318 --> 00:25:42,612 Listen, you got a perp with an axe coming towards you 578 00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,097 at the end of a long day, 579 00:25:44,122 --> 00:25:45,423 you don't wanna be fighting to remember 580 00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:47,195 what side of your body you keep your gun on. 581 00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:50,075 Now let's go. You can have some of mine. 582 00:25:50,328 --> 00:25:51,586 Wait, uh... 583 00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:57,719 What are you doing, Gallagher? Let's go! 584 00:25:58,253 --> 00:25:59,588 We don't pay for shit. 585 00:25:59,629 --> 00:26:01,381 What are they gonna do, call the cops on us? 586 00:26:01,423 --> 00:26:02,632 We have a 1080 587 00:26:02,674 --> 00:26:04,026 on the north side of Lincoln Park. 588 00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:05,486 All available officers on the scene. 589 00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:06,970 1080. What is that, a car chase? 590 00:26:07,012 --> 00:26:09,097 Yup. Let's go. 591 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,558 Hey, hey. Why you riding shotgun? 592 00:26:11,617 --> 00:26:13,076 What? You want me to drive? 593 00:26:13,101 --> 00:26:14,019 Well, you ain't gonna learn nothing 594 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,353 from the passenger seat. 595 00:26:15,731 --> 00:26:16,688 Fuck yeah. 596 00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,823 lively drumming 597 00:26:29,059 --> 00:26:30,333 Seven. 598 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:35,122 - Franny? - Seven! 599 00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:55,660 No wonder Ian's always in such a bad mood. 600 00:26:55,685 --> 00:26:57,562 Forgot how much working out fuckin' blows. 601 00:26:57,604 --> 00:26:59,692 V, got any protein shakes? 602 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,193 I'm just kidding. Give me a Guinness. 603 00:27:03,235 --> 00:27:06,196 Give me the bat! Give me the bat. 604 00:27:06,238 --> 00:27:07,447 Give me the bat, V. 605 00:27:07,489 --> 00:27:09,032 Holy... Kev, what happened? 606 00:27:09,057 --> 00:27:10,350 I got robbed, V. 607 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:11,927 They took my bling, my money roll. 608 00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:13,536 - Your pants. - Dignity. 609 00:27:13,578 --> 00:27:15,622 They got the JL 12-inch TW1 speakers 610 00:27:15,664 --> 00:27:16,790 I installed in the truck. 611 00:27:16,831 --> 00:27:19,508 - How did they get those? - They took the truck. 612 00:27:21,503 --> 00:27:23,546 Please tell me this is after you laundered our money 613 00:27:23,588 --> 00:27:25,048 and made the bank deposit. 614 00:27:25,073 --> 00:27:26,258 I could tell you that... 615 00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:29,622 - but I'd be lying. - Kev. 616 00:27:33,932 --> 00:27:36,268 Oh, hey, buddy. Oh! 617 00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:37,703 Why don't we, uh, stick to the binky 618 00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:40,272 instead of, you know, rusty metal, huh? 619 00:27:40,313 --> 00:27:42,438 There you go. 620 00:27:45,652 --> 00:27:48,530 Hey, it's your mama. Hey. 621 00:27:49,339 --> 00:27:50,924 How soon can you sell that bike? 622 00:27:50,949 --> 00:27:52,075 Huh? 623 00:27:52,117 --> 00:27:55,495 - The Indian in the garage. How soon? - Well, it's not done. 624 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,931 I know, but how much could you get for it, 625 00:27:56,955 --> 00:27:58,373 like, right now? 626 00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,519 Slow down. What's going on? 627 00:28:01,351 --> 00:28:03,228 He's got a hole in his heart. 628 00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:05,130 The baby? 629 00:28:05,171 --> 00:28:07,386 No, Brad. Yes, the baby. 630 00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:09,134 They're gonna operate on Tuesday 631 00:28:09,175 --> 00:28:10,969 if Brad and Cami can prove 632 00:28:10,994 --> 00:28:12,293 they can cover the 633 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:15,105 - $65,000 copay before then. - What? 634 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:16,993 Dad is trying to pull together some cash, 635 00:28:17,017 --> 00:28:19,519 but his business is in the crapper since the COVID shutdown, 636 00:28:19,544 --> 00:28:21,188 and I've got a few thousand in savings, but... 637 00:28:21,213 --> 00:28:23,206 Yeah, no, I mean I can put the Indian on eBay, 638 00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:24,983 but it probably wouldn't sell by Tuesday. 639 00:28:25,025 --> 00:28:26,752 Do you think Debbie would sell her truck? 640 00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:28,862 No, considering that's how she makes a living. 641 00:28:28,903 --> 00:28:30,864 What about the rest of the Gallaghers? What do they got? 642 00:28:30,995 --> 00:28:32,841 Uh, 50 bucks in the squirrel fund 643 00:28:32,866 --> 00:28:34,743 and a cupboard of expired cereal. 644 00:28:34,784 --> 00:28:35,845 Are you telling me the Gallaghers 645 00:28:35,869 --> 00:28:37,370 can't do anything here? 646 00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:39,456 Okay, Aunt Oopie is gonna pawn some jewelry. 647 00:28:39,497 --> 00:28:41,416 Uh, Cory's donating the money she made 648 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,034 posing nude at that art school. 649 00:28:43,059 --> 00:28:45,186 Everyone is making sacrifices. 650 00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:47,189 Yeah, well, the Tamiettis have things they can sacrifice, 651 00:28:47,213 --> 00:28:49,859 all right? Liam and Carl still share underwear. 652 00:28:49,883 --> 00:28:52,463 Look, um, I'm in this with you, all right? 653 00:28:52,488 --> 00:28:53,528 100%. 654 00:28:53,553 --> 00:28:55,805 We'll help Brad and Cami figure it out. 655 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,604 Okay. 656 00:28:58,975 --> 00:29:00,363 It's just... 657 00:29:01,311 --> 00:29:02,270 yeah, I don't know what they're gonna do, 658 00:29:02,312 --> 00:29:04,706 so... 659 00:29:04,731 --> 00:29:06,983 Um, I gotta get back upstairs, 660 00:29:07,025 --> 00:29:08,665 but I'll check in with you in a bit, okay? 661 00:29:08,693 --> 00:29:10,570 All right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 662 00:29:10,612 --> 00:29:11,654 Bye. 663 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,189 My wrist is cramping. 664 00:29:29,214 --> 00:29:31,632 I'm sorry. I'm just too stressed. 665 00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:36,221 So what if she wouldn't put on the damn dress? 666 00:29:36,262 --> 00:29:38,249 I need to get a photo for Little Miss South Side. 667 00:29:38,937 --> 00:29:40,781 Girls wear pants, Debbie. 668 00:29:41,267 --> 00:29:42,143 Whatever. Let's just drop it. 669 00:29:42,185 --> 00:29:43,218 She's coming. 670 00:29:43,898 --> 00:29:45,497 - Hi, Debbie. - Hey. 671 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,857 Sorry I'm not 500 feet away, but... 672 00:29:47,899 --> 00:29:50,568 That's okay. I won't tell if you won't. 673 00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:52,904 Uh, so I brought flax seed crackers, 674 00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,572 organic split pea hummus, 675 00:29:54,614 --> 00:29:56,942 and green juice pressed from vegetables. 676 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,385 You're kidding. 677 00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:00,870 - I'm sure they'll... love it. - Mm-hmm. 678 00:30:00,912 --> 00:30:02,223 So good of you to stick to snack duty 679 00:30:02,247 --> 00:30:03,915 with Franny not at school today. 680 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:05,179 Thanks again. 681 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,265 Wait, what? Franny's not at school? 682 00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:09,671 What the fuck? 683 00:30:12,073 --> 00:30:14,367 Okay, stick your nose in that. Tell me what it needs. 684 00:30:17,637 --> 00:30:20,976 That is exactly what I would've chosen. 685 00:30:21,617 --> 00:30:26,104 We're gonna call this recipe Little Half-Mexican Red 686 00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,539 in your honor. 687 00:30:28,692 --> 00:30:29,875 Here. 688 00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:32,961 Stick your pinky in there and pack it in nice and tight. 689 00:30:34,821 --> 00:30:37,570 There you go. That's really good. 690 00:30:38,976 --> 00:30:41,953 This reminds me of the time 691 00:30:41,995 --> 00:30:44,789 your mother helped Grammy Monica and me 692 00:30:44,831 --> 00:30:48,617 measure out some premium Columbian blow. 693 00:30:51,337 --> 00:30:53,429 One of my favorite memories of your mother. 694 00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:01,679 You know, that might've been your Aunt Fiona. 695 00:31:03,282 --> 00:31:05,910 Hmm. 696 00:31:05,935 --> 00:31:07,395 Okay. 697 00:31:07,437 --> 00:31:08,813 Back when I was in college, 698 00:31:08,855 --> 00:31:11,441 I would be embarrassed to roll a joint like that. 699 00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:12,984 Today, I'll take it. 700 00:31:13,026 --> 00:31:17,322 - ?? - _ 701 00:31:17,347 --> 00:31:19,099 - Not in there? - No. 702 00:31:19,157 --> 00:31:20,801 Did you ask them who took Franny to school? 703 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,760 - Yeah, I just did. - Well, what are they saying? 704 00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:26,164 "Don't know," "Not sure," "Fuck if I know," "Don't know." 705 00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:28,070 Well, who was supposed to know? 706 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,169 "Don't know," "Not me," "Fuck if I know," 707 00:31:31,211 --> 00:31:32,170 - "Frank." - Frank? 708 00:31:32,212 --> 00:31:33,505 They left her with Frank? 709 00:31:33,546 --> 00:31:34,804 Where is he now? 710 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,314 "Bar," "dumpster," 711 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:38,986 "Hooker's vag," "Leave me alone, Debbie." 712 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:40,345 - Huh. - It's lunchtime, 713 00:31:40,386 --> 00:31:42,514 so Frank's probably tanked at the Alibi already. 714 00:31:42,555 --> 00:31:44,349 I'm gonna fucking kill 'em all. 715 00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:57,028 - This blows. - I told you. 716 00:31:57,070 --> 00:32:00,062 You take 41, you get pinned to the lake with traffic. 717 00:32:01,164 --> 00:32:03,326 Think I'ma get in trouble for busting out that headlight? 718 00:32:03,368 --> 00:32:05,638 Nah. German Shepherd should've looked both ways 719 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:06,996 before crossing the street. 720 00:32:07,038 --> 00:32:08,498 Check this out. 721 00:32:08,649 --> 00:32:09,650 What you see? 722 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:12,561 Old lady screaming into her phone, 723 00:32:12,585 --> 00:32:14,003 couple lookie-loos. 724 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:15,523 Okay, now that lookie-loo right there. 725 00:32:15,547 --> 00:32:16,548 Tell me about him. 726 00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:18,406 White guy. Mid-20s. 727 00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:20,296 Looks like he wants to be Macklemore. 728 00:32:20,593 --> 00:32:22,053 We should talk to him. 729 00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:24,013 Lone white kid in the vicinity 730 00:32:24,055 --> 00:32:26,195 where a Black man's getting arrested? 731 00:32:26,432 --> 00:32:28,749 90% chance Black guy's his drug dealer. 732 00:32:29,185 --> 00:32:31,913 - Ain't that racial profiling? - Black is as Black does. 733 00:32:31,938 --> 00:32:35,066 - But you're Black. - Bitch, I'm blue. 734 00:32:36,109 --> 00:32:38,164 Yo, can we talk? 735 00:32:39,487 --> 00:32:41,447 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where you going? 736 00:32:41,489 --> 00:32:43,199 None of your business, Lady Po-Po. 737 00:32:43,241 --> 00:32:45,076 Oh. Gun, Billie. 738 00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:46,686 Yes, Leesie... Kaleesie. 739 00:32:46,744 --> 00:32:48,913 Bitch, this makes everything my business. 740 00:32:48,955 --> 00:32:50,373 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 741 00:32:50,415 --> 00:32:52,390 Yeah. Hands in the air, motherfucker. 742 00:32:54,502 --> 00:32:56,129 - Shoot him. - Wait, really? 743 00:32:56,170 --> 00:32:57,422 No... girl, no! Go get him. 744 00:32:57,463 --> 00:32:58,756 Oh, right. 745 00:33:10,393 --> 00:33:11,769 Got you now, motherfucker! 746 00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:15,940 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 747 00:33:15,982 --> 00:33:16,899 Where you think you're going, Macklemore? 748 00:33:16,941 --> 00:33:18,776 Oh, shit. 749 00:33:18,818 --> 00:33:20,254 Oh, wait. No, no. Come on, come on! 750 00:33:25,325 --> 00:33:27,261 - Wait, no... stop, stop... - Get up. 751 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,958 Hey. Cuff him, Gallagher. 752 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,627 Congratulations. 753 00:33:35,668 --> 00:33:38,646 - You just popped your cherry. - Fucking bitch. 754 00:33:47,221 --> 00:33:50,141 What is that? 755 00:33:50,183 --> 00:33:53,019 It's my kid brother. He got his first arrest. 756 00:33:53,078 --> 00:33:54,829 - Aww, yeah. - Oh, big shot. 757 00:33:54,971 --> 00:33:56,389 Yeah. 758 00:33:58,358 --> 00:34:00,476 It's noon-thirty, boys and Doris. 759 00:34:01,202 --> 00:34:02,495 Everyone take their lunch break. 760 00:34:06,843 --> 00:34:07,905 Hey, Red. 761 00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:09,710 Finish filling that order before you go. 762 00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:12,623 You want me to work through my lunch break? 763 00:34:12,648 --> 00:34:13,915 Yes. 764 00:34:13,956 --> 00:34:16,042 - You gonna pay me extra? - No. 765 00:34:17,352 --> 00:34:18,645 Then no. 766 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,004 You're behind. 767 00:34:20,046 --> 00:34:21,866 You're not gonna finish by the end of the day. 768 00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:24,249 Okay, so I'll stay late. 769 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,135 I could use the overtime. 770 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,495 We don't pay overtime. 771 00:34:27,553 --> 00:34:29,806 You working too slow isn't my problem. 772 00:34:29,847 --> 00:34:31,849 You gave me a bigger order than everybody else. 773 00:34:31,891 --> 00:34:34,507 Everyone takes their turn with the bigger orders. 774 00:34:34,812 --> 00:34:36,773 Hike up your skirt and be a team player. 775 00:34:38,231 --> 00:34:39,648 Yeah, how about no? 776 00:34:41,773 --> 00:34:42,877 How about don't be a little bitch 777 00:34:42,902 --> 00:34:44,362 and you get to keep your job? 778 00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:57,041 I'm not anybody's bitch. 779 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:08,277 Think we should quit the pot business? 780 00:35:08,468 --> 00:35:10,221 But we're making real money, V. 781 00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:11,706 Doesn't matter if you're dead. 782 00:35:11,731 --> 00:35:14,154 Dealing shouldn't be dangerous now that it's legal. 783 00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:15,576 Dealing isn't dangerous. 784 00:35:15,601 --> 00:35:17,204 Being rich on the South Side is dangerous. 785 00:35:17,228 --> 00:35:18,521 We are not rich. 786 00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:20,484 You saying that out loud is dangerous. 787 00:35:22,093 --> 00:35:23,624 We need to arm ourselves. 788 00:35:24,444 --> 00:35:26,279 - Guns. - No guns. 789 00:35:27,755 --> 00:35:29,590 Throwing stars, then. Where are my throwing stars? 790 00:35:29,615 --> 00:35:31,868 Okay, dumbasses, stop, stop, stop. 791 00:35:31,893 --> 00:35:33,353 Look. First off... 792 00:35:33,378 --> 00:35:35,213 Actually, first off, Kev, put some pants on. 793 00:35:35,238 --> 00:35:36,698 You're turning me on a little bit. 794 00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:39,667 Second, you need to get rid of these clothes, all right? 795 00:35:39,709 --> 00:35:41,270 No more bling, no more tricked-out trucks. 796 00:35:41,294 --> 00:35:43,246 You need to go way under the radar here. 797 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:45,440 And finally, you two need to pay someone security 798 00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:46,758 for your daily cash runs. 799 00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:47,943 I would say do it yourselves, 800 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:49,528 but clearly that's a bit of a non-starter, 801 00:35:49,552 --> 00:35:51,921 so pay me 25% of your gross profits, 802 00:35:51,946 --> 00:35:52,947 I'll do it for you. 803 00:35:52,972 --> 00:35:54,390 Security and armed transport 804 00:35:54,432 --> 00:35:57,077 from the bar to the casino to the bank. 805 00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:01,619 - I think we should do it. - 25%? 806 00:36:01,644 --> 00:36:03,752 Between him and Frank, that's half of our profits. 807 00:36:05,109 --> 00:36:06,194 15%. 808 00:36:06,235 --> 00:36:07,994 23 and free KevFit membership. 809 00:36:08,738 --> 00:36:10,406 Done. 810 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:13,201 Frank Gallagher! 811 00:36:13,242 --> 00:36:14,869 - Jesus. - Whoa. 812 00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:16,345 He's not here. What happened? 813 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:18,289 My dumbass family left Franny with Frank 814 00:36:18,331 --> 00:36:19,475 and he never took her to school. 815 00:36:19,499 --> 00:36:21,042 Does anybody know where he is? 816 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,854 He's supposed to be doing pot runs for us. 817 00:36:23,244 --> 00:36:24,837 He took her to buy drugs? 818 00:36:24,879 --> 00:36:25,838 - Where? - I don't know. 819 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,048 He said something about 820 00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:29,383 an Armenian dry cleaner in Chatham. 821 00:36:29,425 --> 00:36:31,302 And his dealer friends by the park. 822 00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:35,473 Hey! Eat shit, Ian! 823 00:36:35,515 --> 00:36:37,010 What the fuck, Debbie? 824 00:36:38,701 --> 00:36:40,161 Kev, can I get a shot of whiskey? 825 00:36:48,528 --> 00:36:49,946 What are you doing here? 826 00:36:49,987 --> 00:36:52,490 - Getting' man-swole. - Oh, great. 827 00:36:52,532 --> 00:36:54,176 Maybe when I fuck you, I won't feel like such a pedophile. 828 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,409 Suck a dick, bitch. 829 00:36:55,451 --> 00:36:56,595 Shouldn't you be taking it up the vag 830 00:36:56,619 --> 00:36:58,083 at your shitty warehouse job? 831 00:36:58,746 --> 00:36:59,950 Fuck 'em. 832 00:37:00,414 --> 00:37:01,600 Tried to make me work for free through my lunch break, 833 00:37:01,624 --> 00:37:02,810 so I quit. 834 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:04,769 Really? 835 00:37:04,794 --> 00:37:06,396 Oh, well, don't you worry your pretty little head 836 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:07,630 about it, there, babyface. 837 00:37:07,672 --> 00:37:08,982 'Cause between the expired food sales 838 00:37:09,006 --> 00:37:11,133 and the new business deal that I just got, 839 00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:12,610 I got us covered. 840 00:37:12,635 --> 00:37:13,737 Maybe you can be one of those 841 00:37:13,761 --> 00:37:15,638 kept wife things they had in the '50s. 842 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,708 Nice, frilly aprons and high heels and a... 843 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:19,200 bouffant. 844 00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:20,393 "Buff-int"? 845 00:37:20,763 --> 00:37:22,019 Okay, fuck it. I'm going home. 846 00:37:22,061 --> 00:37:24,689 No, it's a good idea. Why don't you kick back, relax? 847 00:37:24,714 --> 00:37:25,915 Maybe watch some soaps while you think about 848 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,483 what to cook me for dinner. 849 00:37:30,653 --> 00:37:32,488 - You little bitch! - You're the bitch! 850 00:37:34,574 --> 00:37:36,367 Whoa. You gonna stop this? 851 00:37:36,409 --> 00:37:37,841 I wanna see who wins. 852 00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:41,497 Shit. 853 00:37:45,585 --> 00:37:47,169 Uh-uh. 854 00:37:47,211 --> 00:37:49,046 Hey! Hey! 855 00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:52,247 No, sir! 856 00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:55,872 No, sir. Not in Mama's house. 857 00:38:04,437 --> 00:38:06,560 Hey. What are you doing here? 858 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:09,091 Eating my feelings. 859 00:38:10,902 --> 00:38:12,646 Fuck it. I need a smoke. 860 00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:15,891 Yeah, good idea. 861 00:38:16,112 --> 00:38:18,490 We can probably afford lung surgery. 862 00:38:21,871 --> 00:38:23,497 Yeah, okay. 863 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,628 You know, I, uh, talked to everybody here 864 00:38:28,669 --> 00:38:30,421 about pulling some money together, 865 00:38:30,463 --> 00:38:32,632 but, uh, everybody's still pretty underwater 866 00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:34,409 from the recession and all. 867 00:38:36,844 --> 00:38:38,779 Do you remember those assholes in Tennessee 868 00:38:38,804 --> 00:38:41,515 who bought up 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, 869 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:43,083 sold 'em for, like, 70 bucks a pop? 870 00:38:43,108 --> 00:38:44,763 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - What if we bought up 871 00:38:44,788 --> 00:38:49,690 all of something like... like, uh, all of the condoms in Chicago? 872 00:38:50,146 --> 00:38:53,461 No, we'd just end up with more pregnant 13-year-olds. 873 00:38:53,486 --> 00:38:55,571 Hey, we could stab the baby. 874 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,615 That'll open that hole right up. 875 00:38:57,657 --> 00:38:59,161 Then they'd have to operate. 876 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:09,809 Could've been Fred. 877 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:19,720 One of the most important things a human can learn 878 00:39:19,762 --> 00:39:23,036 is how to take advantage of a vulnerable population. 879 00:39:23,473 --> 00:39:26,435 Who are the most vulnerable people in the world? 880 00:39:26,653 --> 00:39:28,537 Puppies? 881 00:39:28,562 --> 00:39:29,522 Close. 882 00:39:29,563 --> 00:39:30,898 Millennials. 883 00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:32,959 Vulnerable to their own inflated senses 884 00:39:32,984 --> 00:39:34,512 of their self-worth. 885 00:39:34,735 --> 00:39:37,488 Now, the vast percentage of our market 886 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:38,990 is made up of millennials 887 00:39:39,031 --> 00:39:40,008 and every single one of 888 00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:42,702 - 'em thinks that he or she... - Or "they." 889 00:39:42,743 --> 00:39:45,037 Or they is special. 890 00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:48,575 So a plain old joint isn't enough anymore. 891 00:39:48,874 --> 00:39:51,669 We need a variety of fancy rolling papers 892 00:39:51,711 --> 00:39:54,672 so that each millennial can choose one that says, 893 00:39:54,886 --> 00:39:56,208 "This is me." 894 00:39:56,507 --> 00:39:59,010 Will the dye in the papers destroy their lungs? 895 00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:01,095 - Yes. - Do they care? 896 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,680 - No. - Not at all. 897 00:40:02,722 --> 00:40:05,933 Because in the moment, they can say to their friends, 898 00:40:05,975 --> 00:40:08,200 "I got something you don't got," 899 00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:11,939 and at the end of the day, we all want that, I suppose. 900 00:40:11,981 --> 00:40:14,301 So that's everything on our list. 901 00:40:14,734 --> 00:40:16,465 Let's head home. 902 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:19,084 Vernon and Jackson. 903 00:40:22,358 --> 00:40:26,237 Uh, where are we? What... 904 00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:29,223 Why are we here? 905 00:40:29,404 --> 00:40:30,572 Paper store? 906 00:40:33,085 --> 00:40:36,047 Rolling papers, right. 907 00:40:36,088 --> 00:40:37,548 Let's head to the paper store. 908 00:40:37,864 --> 00:40:39,956 Grampy Frank. 909 00:40:50,203 --> 00:40:51,507 I think... 910 00:40:53,198 --> 00:40:54,741 I got a little, um... 911 00:40:56,942 --> 00:40:58,569 well, I suppose we're done. 912 00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,679 Hey. 913 00:41:00,279 --> 00:41:04,075 You wanna make one more stop before we head home 914 00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:05,870 to commemorate this day? 915 00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:07,887 Come on. 916 00:41:16,128 --> 00:41:17,189 Ow. 917 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:18,422 My bad. 918 00:41:21,592 --> 00:41:23,111 Nah, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. 919 00:41:30,351 --> 00:41:32,603 How do you know the perp in that car chase back there? 920 00:41:32,645 --> 00:41:33,813 I don't. 921 00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:38,275 Fuck! 922 00:41:38,317 --> 00:41:43,114 How do you know the perp in that car chase? 923 00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:46,617 Oh, come on, bitch. I ain't answering shit without my lawyer... 924 00:41:46,659 --> 00:41:47,618 Fuck! 925 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:48,786 How do you know... 926 00:41:48,828 --> 00:41:49,954 Please! I don't, okay? 927 00:41:49,995 --> 00:41:52,957 Fuck! 928 00:41:52,998 --> 00:41:54,083 Fuck. 929 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,960 He's my dealer, okay? 930 00:41:55,985 --> 00:41:58,238 Are you willing to testify to that in court? 931 00:41:58,312 --> 00:41:59,605 Please. Come on. 932 00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:01,132 You know his people will kill me. 933 00:42:03,676 --> 00:42:05,970 Okay, okay, okay, okay, kay, kay, kay, fine, fine. 934 00:42:06,011 --> 00:42:07,523 I'll testify. 935 00:42:12,378 --> 00:42:15,563 Frank Gallagher! 936 00:42:15,621 --> 00:42:17,832 No! What you... 937 00:42:17,857 --> 00:42:20,651 He is not here. What do you... 938 00:42:34,874 --> 00:42:37,168 Debbie, this park is huge. Where do we start? 939 00:42:41,547 --> 00:42:44,008 Over here? Maybe over there. 940 00:42:47,194 --> 00:42:51,026 Frank Gallagher! 941 00:42:52,776 --> 00:42:55,895 Frank Gallagher! 942 00:43:01,192 --> 00:43:02,651 What's going on with you two? 943 00:43:02,693 --> 00:43:03,712 He's been sitting on his ass 944 00:43:03,736 --> 00:43:05,196 spending all our wedding money... 945 00:43:05,237 --> 00:43:06,631 This lady just decides we're not sharing our money... 946 00:43:06,655 --> 00:43:08,049 And all of a sudden, he's making bank doing all sorts... 947 00:43:08,073 --> 00:43:08,991 And as soon as I start making more than him, he turns... 948 00:43:09,033 --> 00:43:10,737 - He's a fucking top now. - Stop! 949 00:43:11,535 --> 00:43:14,038 First of all, you need to clean up your language. 950 00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:17,541 Bitch this and vagina that is incredibly offensive to women. 951 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:19,519 And just because you're gay doesn't mean you get away 952 00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:21,879 with turning women into second-class citizens. 953 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:25,299 Second of all, there are no men or women in a marriage, 954 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:26,550 there are only partners, 955 00:43:26,592 --> 00:43:28,177 and I'd be very careful 956 00:43:28,202 --> 00:43:30,654 about claiming the title of head partner 957 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:32,399 'cause you have no clue what's gonna happen. 958 00:43:32,431 --> 00:43:33,724 And you're fucking yourselves 959 00:43:33,766 --> 00:43:35,292 if you think keeping score is a good idea. 960 00:43:35,601 --> 00:43:38,062 Finally, I don't care who's the top and who's the bottom. 961 00:43:38,103 --> 00:43:39,313 You fight in my bar again, 962 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:40,540 I'm cutting both of your dicks off. 963 00:43:40,564 --> 00:43:42,542 Then ain't no one topping anyone. 964 00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:48,675 Now, here. Eat some pot brownies. 965 00:43:48,906 --> 00:43:50,753 Y'all need to chill the fuck out. 966 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:00,726 Bitch. 967 00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:11,448 - Yo. - Hey, thanks. 968 00:44:16,475 --> 00:44:19,286 How you holdin' up? 969 00:44:19,311 --> 00:44:20,688 As well as can be expected 970 00:44:20,713 --> 00:44:23,633 for a parent that can't afford to save his kid. 971 00:44:26,485 --> 00:44:27,921 Tami and I, we're gonna figure out a way 972 00:44:27,945 --> 00:44:29,738 to help you pay for the surgery. 973 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:31,019 Yeah? 974 00:44:31,782 --> 00:44:33,112 You kiddin'? 975 00:44:33,957 --> 00:44:35,838 You got your own kid to take care of. 976 00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:38,080 Nah, this one's on me. 977 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,189 - I appreciate it, though. - Yeah. 978 00:44:42,835 --> 00:44:44,276 You got a plan? 979 00:44:46,590 --> 00:44:49,218 Think I'm gonna let him die. 980 00:44:53,012 --> 00:44:55,639 I told Tami that, uh, we should stab him 981 00:44:55,681 --> 00:44:58,605 so they have to operate. 982 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:05,456 Nah, I'm gonna sign up for a payment plan. 983 00:45:06,947 --> 00:45:08,532 Sell BornFree. 984 00:45:10,439 --> 00:45:12,361 No, man. I mean, you can't do that. 985 00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:14,965 I don't think there's any other way. 986 00:45:17,286 --> 00:45:19,550 You poured everything you have into that place. 987 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:21,830 It saved you. 988 00:45:23,876 --> 00:45:26,019 I got a wife and two kids. 989 00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:29,456 They're my BornFree now. 990 00:45:30,716 --> 00:45:33,073 I gotta choose between my business and them, 991 00:45:34,509 --> 00:45:37,428 it's them in a heartbeat. 992 00:45:54,089 --> 00:45:55,366 Have fun today, Billie? 993 00:45:55,407 --> 00:45:57,201 Beats whacking off to "Training Day." 994 00:45:57,242 --> 00:45:59,763 Uh, hey. Was waffling an admission of guilt 995 00:45:59,787 --> 00:46:01,264 out of that guy without a lawyer present 996 00:46:01,288 --> 00:46:03,374 legal, ethical, or whatever? 997 00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:05,834 You're cute. 998 00:46:05,876 --> 00:46:08,962 Listen, our job isn't law or ethics; it's justice. 999 00:46:09,004 --> 00:46:10,023 That guy was running away from the cops, 1000 00:46:10,047 --> 00:46:11,173 and he admitted guilt. 1001 00:46:11,215 --> 00:46:12,508 End of story. 1002 00:46:12,549 --> 00:46:14,676 And the second you start thinking 'bout legal 1003 00:46:14,718 --> 00:46:16,279 and ethical is the second a bad guy shoots you in the face. 1004 00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:17,405 You wanna get shot in the face? 1005 00:46:17,429 --> 00:46:18,931 No, I wanna shoot people in the face. 1006 00:46:18,956 --> 00:46:20,908 Ooh, that's the spirit. 1007 00:46:21,097 --> 00:46:23,015 Just make sure they shoot first. 1008 00:46:24,353 --> 00:46:26,480 Congratulations on a good day, Billie. 1009 00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:28,416 We'll get that blood running icy blue in you yet. 1010 00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:47,501 Maybe one day I'll get one 1011 00:46:47,526 --> 00:46:49,620 for your baby cousin, Fred, too. 1012 00:46:50,129 --> 00:46:51,917 I don't know if I like him yet. 1013 00:46:52,798 --> 00:46:54,526 But you're pretty swell, 1014 00:46:55,384 --> 00:46:58,262 so you've earned a place on my arm forever. 1015 00:47:00,389 --> 00:47:02,956 I've wanted to ask you since breakfast, 1016 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,937 but we didn't have the same relationship then 1017 00:47:06,979 --> 00:47:08,355 that we do now. 1018 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,358 Why were you giving your mom such a hard time 1019 00:47:11,383 --> 00:47:14,678 to put on that dress and get your picture taken? 1020 00:47:14,909 --> 00:47:18,132 I know it was a butt-ugly dress, 1021 00:47:18,157 --> 00:47:21,718 and I get the sense you're less a girly-girl and more of a... 1022 00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,065 A boy. 1023 00:47:24,621 --> 00:47:25,964 Sure. 1024 00:47:27,499 --> 00:47:28,750 Live your truth. 1025 00:47:29,105 --> 00:47:30,419 But you know, sometimes 1026 00:47:30,461 --> 00:47:32,722 it's nice to make other people happy. 1027 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:35,966 My father used to get drunk and make me put on a dress 1028 00:47:36,008 --> 00:47:37,801 when I was your age, 1029 00:47:38,097 --> 00:47:39,928 and I hated it, 1030 00:47:40,134 --> 00:47:44,180 but I did it because my father liked it. 1031 00:47:46,351 --> 00:47:49,003 It's called playing the long game. 1032 00:47:51,523 --> 00:47:54,443 Someday, you'll get caught doing an eight-ball 1033 00:47:54,485 --> 00:47:57,988 or sleeping with a not-too-distant cousin, 1034 00:47:58,013 --> 00:48:01,074 and you'll get off with a slap on the wrist 1035 00:48:01,116 --> 00:48:03,202 'cause your mom will remember 1036 00:48:03,243 --> 00:48:05,829 that you put on a dress for her once. 1037 00:48:05,871 --> 00:48:08,415 - That's beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 1038 00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:16,237 I had a really nice day with you today, kid. 1039 00:48:19,468 --> 00:48:21,470 A really nice day. 1040 00:48:25,432 --> 00:48:27,784 If anything happens to Franny, I'm gonna fuckin' kill them. 1041 00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:31,622 Who was supposed to take Franny to school? 1042 00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,464 I don't know. Any of them? 1043 00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:36,944 So you left for work without making sure 1044 00:48:36,969 --> 00:48:39,222 an actual person took your kid to school? 1045 00:48:39,247 --> 00:48:40,547 What? Do you think this is my fault? 1046 00:48:42,741 --> 00:48:43,956 Fuck! 1047 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,552 Hi, Liz! 1048 00:48:47,579 --> 00:48:49,623 Debbie, the police are here. 1049 00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:51,041 Wait. Why? 1050 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:52,543 Apparently, a neighbor saw you 1051 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:54,395 crawling out of the window with an armload of stuff 1052 00:48:54,419 --> 00:48:56,046 - so she called the police. - Shit. 1053 00:48:56,071 --> 00:48:59,691 And I checked my security camera, and it showed you 1054 00:48:59,716 --> 00:49:01,444 stealing food out of my pantry and crawling out my window. 1055 00:49:01,468 --> 00:49:04,012 I'm so sorry! I... I... but I can explain. 1056 00:49:04,054 --> 00:49:05,347 Did you steal anything else? 1057 00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:07,099 No, I didn't steal anything. 1058 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:09,685 I... listen. I'll come back tomorrow 1059 00:49:09,726 --> 00:49:11,621 and I'll replace everything that I borrowed, okay? 1060 00:49:11,645 --> 00:49:13,680 I'm not gonna press charges because, clearly, 1061 00:49:13,705 --> 00:49:15,999 you are so white trash that you need to take food 1062 00:49:16,024 --> 00:49:17,502 - for your family. - I am not white trash! 1063 00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:20,005 But you are never coming near my house again. 1064 00:49:20,404 --> 00:49:23,240 P.S., I'm leaving you a really shitty review on Yelp. 1065 00:49:25,784 --> 00:49:27,270 Fuck! 1066 00:49:34,293 --> 00:49:35,419 Wait. Is that them? 1067 00:49:38,547 --> 00:49:42,426 You're nuts. 1068 00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:44,970 Oh, my God. Franny! 1069 00:49:45,012 --> 00:49:46,597 Franny, are you okay? 1070 00:49:46,638 --> 00:49:49,099 Where have you been? I was so worried about you. 1071 00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,561 Why? She was with me all day. We had a great time. 1072 00:49:52,603 --> 00:49:54,411 Look, we got tattoos. 1073 00:49:56,315 --> 00:49:57,774 What the hell is wrong with you? 1074 00:49:57,816 --> 00:50:00,068 You were supposed to take Franny to school! 1075 00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:02,379 I actually did take her to school. 1076 00:50:02,404 --> 00:50:03,780 It just happened to be one 1077 00:50:03,822 --> 00:50:05,864 named after the wrong Black lady. 1078 00:50:06,325 --> 00:50:07,951 They all look the same! 1079 00:50:07,993 --> 00:50:09,453 - What? - Wow. 1080 00:50:09,494 --> 00:50:11,872 Not Black ladies! Schools! 1081 00:50:11,930 --> 00:50:13,974 She missed a day of preschool. 1082 00:50:13,999 --> 00:50:15,584 It's not like she missed 1083 00:50:15,626 --> 00:50:18,420 What To Do If There's A Hole In Your Spacesuit Day 1084 00:50:18,445 --> 00:50:20,964 at astronaut camp. What's the big deal? 1085 00:50:21,006 --> 00:50:22,799 The big deal is that I didn't know 1086 00:50:22,848 --> 00:50:25,017 where my kid was for six hours. 1087 00:50:25,052 --> 00:50:26,779 I know you didn't give a shit where your kids were 1088 00:50:26,803 --> 00:50:28,802 most of our lives, but I care about mine! 1089 00:50:39,733 --> 00:50:40,984 What happened to you? 1090 00:50:41,026 --> 00:50:42,611 I got married. That's what happened. 1091 00:50:42,653 --> 00:50:44,821 Well, I'd divorce you, but you never signed a prenup. 1092 00:50:48,717 --> 00:50:52,179 - What happened to you guys? - They got married. 1093 00:50:52,204 --> 00:50:54,665 Guess what. I just made my first arrest. 1094 00:50:54,706 --> 00:50:56,100 - Awesome. - Way to go. 1095 00:50:56,124 --> 00:50:57,352 - All right, buddy. - Fuck you, cop. 1096 00:50:57,376 --> 00:51:00,003 Hey, assholes. Who left my kid with Frank? 1097 00:51:00,045 --> 00:51:01,505 - I didn't. - Wasn't me. 1098 00:51:01,546 --> 00:51:02,802 Nope. 1099 00:51:04,177 --> 00:51:05,036 I did. 1100 00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:06,319 What the hell is wrong with you, Liam? 1101 00:51:06,343 --> 00:51:08,178 Hey. Ease up. 1102 00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:10,806 So Frank left her at school. What's the big deal? 1103 00:51:10,847 --> 00:51:12,349 He didn't drop her off at school. 1104 00:51:12,391 --> 00:51:13,850 He took her to buy drugs! 1105 00:51:13,892 --> 00:51:16,091 All right, well, that's not Liam's fault. 1106 00:51:16,311 --> 00:51:17,622 Why'd you leave her with Liam anyway? 1107 00:51:17,646 --> 00:51:18,772 Didn't leave her with Liam. 1108 00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:20,041 I left her with all of you guys. 1109 00:51:20,065 --> 00:51:21,149 No, you didn't. 1110 00:51:21,191 --> 00:51:22,526 I stood right there 1111 00:51:22,567 --> 00:51:23,961 and asked one of you to take her to school 1112 00:51:23,985 --> 00:51:25,362 'cause I was running late for work. 1113 00:51:25,404 --> 00:51:26,697 I didn't hear you say that. 1114 00:51:26,738 --> 00:51:27,698 - Me, neither. - Me, neither. 1115 00:51:27,723 --> 00:51:29,266 I mean, did anybody say, "Yes, Debbie, 1116 00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:30,550 I will take Franny to school"? 1117 00:51:30,575 --> 00:51:31,868 Great, take her side. 1118 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:33,262 I'm not taking anybody's side. 1119 00:51:33,286 --> 00:51:35,056 I'm just saying take some fuckin' responsibility. 1120 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,582 I'm taking all of the responsibility. 1121 00:51:37,624 --> 00:51:40,502 I am running this entire house, I'm holding down a job, 1122 00:51:40,544 --> 00:51:41,378 and I have to take care of a kid in my... 1123 00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:42,879 Jesus Christ! 1124 00:51:42,921 --> 00:51:44,273 You're not the only one with shit going on, Debs. 1125 00:51:44,297 --> 00:51:46,383 If you can't handle it, lean the fuck out. 1126 00:51:46,425 --> 00:51:48,343 Don't blame us for being a shitty mom. 1127 00:51:57,269 --> 00:51:58,578 Debs. 1128 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:00,993 I didn't mean that. 1129 00:52:26,214 --> 00:52:28,550 Ah, fuck. 1130 00:52:28,592 --> 00:52:29,760 That is good. 1131 00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:31,386 - Oh, you like that? - Mm! 1132 00:52:31,428 --> 00:52:32,888 That's a little Half-Mexican Red. 1133 00:52:32,929 --> 00:52:34,514 Named after Franny. 1134 00:52:34,556 --> 00:52:37,522 Indica-forward, mellow and agreeable 1135 00:52:37,547 --> 00:52:40,771 with just enough sativa to give it a little kick of rebellion. 1136 00:52:40,812 --> 00:52:42,105 Just like Franny. 1137 00:52:42,147 --> 00:52:44,274 Sounds like your granddaughter 1138 00:52:44,316 --> 00:52:45,984 left quite an impression on you. 1139 00:52:46,026 --> 00:52:47,313 What do you mean? 1140 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:50,489 Well, you never named anything after any of your actual kids. 1141 00:52:50,530 --> 00:52:52,115 That's because they don't make pot 1142 00:52:52,157 --> 00:52:54,242 that's belligerent and ungrateful. 1143 00:52:54,284 --> 00:52:56,578 If your kids are belligerent and ungrateful, 1144 00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:58,228 it's probably 'cause you made 'em that way. 1145 00:52:58,253 --> 00:52:59,421 I... 1146 00:53:03,794 --> 00:53:05,273 Kids are tough. 1147 00:53:05,587 --> 00:53:07,214 They need things. 1148 00:53:07,255 --> 00:53:09,257 Grandkids are simpler. 1149 00:53:09,299 --> 00:53:10,467 You don't owe 'em anything. 1150 00:53:10,509 --> 00:53:12,969 They don't expect anything from you. 1151 00:53:13,113 --> 00:53:14,719 Pressure's off. 1152 00:53:15,406 --> 00:53:17,341 You can't disappoint anyone. 1153 00:53:20,352 --> 00:53:22,813 You two just murdered my high. 1154 00:53:22,854 --> 00:53:25,273 Sell that for seven a pop. 1155 00:53:25,315 --> 00:53:26,149 Little expensive, don't you think? 1156 00:53:26,191 --> 00:53:28,016 Seven's the price. 1157 00:53:28,977 --> 00:53:30,253 Where you goin'? 1158 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,135 Gotta see a girl about a dress. 1159 00:53:36,885 --> 00:53:39,638 Yeah. 1160 00:53:41,706 --> 00:53:43,667 - What the... - Fuck, it's Milton. 1161 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:44,810 It's gonna disturb... 1162 00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:46,155 Hey, I got it, I got it, I got it. 1163 00:53:48,939 --> 00:53:50,482 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1164 00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:53,009 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wake the baby? 1165 00:53:53,051 --> 00:53:54,403 No, no, no, it's all good, it's all good. 1166 00:53:54,427 --> 00:53:55,863 He's just settling down. He's in the nursery with Tami. 1167 00:53:55,888 --> 00:53:57,348 Come in, come in. 1168 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:01,785 So it, uh, feel good to be off the boat? 1169 00:54:01,810 --> 00:54:03,937 And to not have my CPO up my ass? 1170 00:54:03,979 --> 00:54:05,391 Yeah, it does. 1171 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,416 - Hey, uh, when's the wedding? - I just got tested. 1172 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,918 - Oh, cool. - The wedding is this weekend. 1173 00:54:08,942 --> 00:54:10,151 I just hope my dress shoes 1174 00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:11,111 are in the garage where I left them, man. 1175 00:54:11,152 --> 00:54:11,987 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1176 00:54:12,028 --> 00:54:14,239 Oh, the... 1177 00:54:14,281 --> 00:54:15,898 The place looks fantastic. 1178 00:54:16,741 --> 00:54:19,035 Oh, yeah, well, the inside, at least. 1179 00:54:19,077 --> 00:54:21,347 The neighbors wanted to keep the outside looking like shit. 1180 00:54:21,371 --> 00:54:22,497 So. 1181 00:54:22,522 --> 00:54:23,541 Did you do all this by yourself? 1182 00:54:23,582 --> 00:54:27,460 Uh, yeah. I mean, it's just some plaster work and paint, mostly. 1183 00:54:27,502 --> 00:54:28,879 You put tile up in the kitchen too? 1184 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,173 Um, backsplash, yeah.- 1185 00:54:32,215 --> 00:54:34,009 - Looks good, man. Damn good. - Thanks. 1186 00:54:34,050 --> 00:54:35,403 How much did all of this cost you? 1187 00:54:35,427 --> 00:54:36,678 Uh, I don't know. 1188 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:37,989 I picked up most of this stuff for free 1189 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:39,514 at condemned houses and work sites. 1190 00:54:39,556 --> 00:54:41,057 Hmm. 1191 00:54:41,082 --> 00:54:44,686 Um, I mean, I guess I bought some stuff, too, though. 1192 00:54:44,728 --> 00:54:47,022 Uh, I put in some hours. 1193 00:54:47,063 --> 00:54:48,335 You should've told me. 1194 00:54:48,773 --> 00:54:49,917 Yeah, I would've thrown you some cash 1195 00:54:49,941 --> 00:54:51,693 or reduced your rent or something. 1196 00:54:51,735 --> 00:54:52,694 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1197 00:54:52,736 --> 00:54:54,007 What do you think you spent? 1198 00:54:54,779 --> 00:54:57,077 Uh, five... 1199 00:54:57,490 --> 00:54:58,575 six grand, maybe? 1200 00:54:58,617 --> 00:55:00,007 I don't know. 1201 00:55:00,535 --> 00:55:02,037 Why don't I split it with you? 1202 00:55:02,078 --> 00:55:03,246 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1203 00:55:03,288 --> 00:55:04,890 Did the work. Might as well. 1204 00:55:05,624 --> 00:55:07,834 - Great. - All right, cool. 1205 00:55:07,876 --> 00:55:10,054 - Shoes. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1206 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:11,230 Just back there in the garage. 1207 00:55:11,254 --> 00:55:12,923 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 1208 00:55:14,650 --> 00:55:17,028 - Backsplash, huh? - That's the backsplash, yeah. 1209 00:55:23,725 --> 00:55:25,913 Go away. 1210 00:55:26,467 --> 00:55:27,885 Mommy? 1211 00:55:32,390 --> 00:55:35,262 I'm ready for you to take my picture now. 1212 00:55:36,684 --> 00:55:38,423 Franny. 1213 00:55:38,448 --> 00:55:40,543 Hang on. Let me get my phone. 1214 00:55:49,751 --> 00:55:51,387 Oh. 1215 00:55:51,836 --> 00:55:53,762 Okay, smile. 1216 00:55:54,464 --> 00:55:57,348 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 1217 00:55:57,717 --> 00:56:00,845 A little to the side. 1218 00:56:05,976 --> 00:56:07,769 Give it to me, dom top daddy! 1219 00:56:07,811 --> 00:56:10,313 Take it all, you uber-masculine slut! 1220 00:56:11,731 --> 00:56:13,608 Flip fuck? 1221 00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:15,610 Sure. 1222 00:56:15,652 --> 00:56:16,754 What's my name? 1223 00:56:16,778 --> 00:56:18,279 Nick. 1224 00:56:18,321 --> 00:56:19,882 I said what's my name? 1225 00:56:19,906 --> 00:56:22,325 Nick Jonas! 1226 00:56:35,964 --> 00:56:39,092 ? To be your last "Good night" and your first "Good day"? ? 1227 00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:54,251 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 1228 00:56:54,301 --> 00:56:58,851 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0